Ok I'll be "standing in line" a bit longer on Judgment Day, for the following judgments:
- If your the shape of a Disco Ball, do NOT wear a silver, sparkle, tight, sleeveless dress.
- If you have gray hair and a beer belly, don't bother going shirtless under an open jacket.
- If you are over 40, have spider veins and cellulite, don't wear a mini-skirt.
- If you're at an 80's band concert, it is not necessary to wear 80's jeans (think high waisted and big pockets.)
- If you are balding, don't grow your hair out and wear a hat to cover it up. Just wear the hat!
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The band doesn't really care what you wear. So if it looks "hot" in the mirror at home, it probably doesn't look "hot" in public.
Just because you can wear your daughter's mini skirt doesn't mean you should. The mere fact that your daughter wears a mini skirt is indication enough that you are now too old for one.
60-year-old Billy Idol can show off his six pack abs with an open shirt. That six pack of beer you drank before the concert is not the same thing. Button up your shirt.
Bras really are not optional. Give the girls the support they need. Your knees will thank you.
I may think of more .... stay tuned.
And don't wear any of this crappy looking stuff at the grocery store, either.
And butt cleavage is NOT pretty.
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